A clean joke

Discussion in 'Talkback' started by John Harrelson, Feb 1, 2005.

  1. John Harrelson

    John Harrelson New Member


    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are weak?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    ** Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    ** Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    ** Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

    If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

    If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

  2. Browzin

    Browzin New Member

    A clean joke

    John -- The snow will melt soon and you will be able to get out again, it's becoming apparent that you have just too much time on your hands, LOL, the posting really does make you stop and think about some of those things.

    Browzin your neighbor over in Genoa
  3. RR614

    RR614 New Member

    A clean joke

    These cracked me up! Got couple more for you. If you trust your bank with your money, why do they chain down the ink pens to the tables?
    How do you throw away an old garbage can?

    Happy Campin'
  4. rlmurraysr59

    rlmurraysr59 New Member

    A clean joke

    Why do they put braille on the buttons at the drive up ATM?

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