Re: anaversery
Well, Rod, I must have missed your post on your anniversary, but as always I have a few good words to pass your way.
An old (wo)man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse (s)he
has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you.
The old (wo)man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and
wife.”
And then I know you have so much fun at the beach that I thought I would give you a reason to go back ...
A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”
He said, “I took my wife to the beach.”
The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”
He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”
And Rod and Lynn have found the ultimate way to get along in wedded bliss until the end of time ...
A couple were celebrating their Golden Wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of the long and happy marriage.
'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,' explained the husband. 'We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled.
My wife quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone half a mile when the mule stumbled a third time.
My wife took a pistol out of her pocket and shot the mule.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once."
And many more, ya'll! :clown:
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