Bear Warning!

Discussion in 'General RVing' started by try2findus, Aug 11, 2008.

  1. try2findus

    try2findus Senior Member

    Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the Wildlife and Fisheries is advising campers, hunters, fisherman, hikers and other persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the fields.

    They advise the outdoorsmen to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advance warning to any bears that might be close by so you don't take them by surprise.

    They also advise anyone using the out of doors to carry "Pepper Spray" with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

    Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between Black Bear feces and Grizzly Bear feces. Black Bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly Bear feces has bells in it and smells like pepper. :bleh: :laugh: :laugh:
  2. DL Rupper

    DL Rupper Senior Member

    Re: Bear Warning!

    Hey that's a good one. I thought that this is nice to know info, but not likely to be used much, until you got me with the punch line. LOL. :laugh:

    I carry my bear pepper spray, in case of nasty dogs, while walking in strange neigborhoods while RVing. :eek:
  3. H2H1

    H2H1 Senior Member

    Re: Bear Warning!

    try2findus that still funny even though it was posted awhile back by Jim

    we always enjoy a good joke and laugh, bring out some more good ones
  4. RvRover

    RvRover New Member

    RE: Bear Warning!

    Oh Noes. I've only been on the forum for a couple minutes and already been had by one of you old timers :disapprove: :laugh: Anyway it was pretty funny. I'm open to hearing anymore of these you have to tell.
  5. try2findus

    try2findus Senior Member

    Re: Bear Warning!

    Ok all. Sorry that one had already been posted. I am still trying to catchup on all of the older posts. Let's try this one: Since most RV'ers are so close to their mates, hope it will give everyone a smile. This one cracks me up!

    Subject: The true meaning of marriage

    He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.

    He placed one half in front of his wife.

    He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering.

    You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

    The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

    Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

    As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"

    She answered.....................

    "THE TEETH."

    Hope this one hasn't been heard too many times...
  6. DL Rupper

    DL Rupper Senior Member

    Re: Bear Warning!

    I haven't. That wasgood. :laugh:
  7. utmtman

    utmtman Senior Member

    Re: Bear Warning!

    A good one lol

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