Constitution, Ten Commandments and Cows

Discussion in 'Talkback' started by John Harrelson, Jan 28, 2005.

  1. John Harrelson

    John Harrelson New Member

    I got this in the mail the other day and had quite a chuckle over it.. thought you folks could use a smile also

    CONSTITUTION
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
    Iraq. Why don't we just
    give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
    smart guys, it's worked
    for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

    TEN COMMANDMENTS
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
    You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
    Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
    lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

    COWS
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington.

    And they can also track her calves to their stalls.
    But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them each a cow.

    BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN
    THE LIGHT
     
  2. C Nash

    C Nash Senior Member

    Constitution, Ten Commandments and Cows

    Those are some good one John :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  3. Gruffy

    Gruffy New Member

    Constitution, Ten Commandments and Cows

    Your assuming they found the RIGHT cow............not an accused cow....
     
  4. ARCHER

    ARCHER Senior Member

    Constitution, Ten Commandments and Cows

    John,

    I like this..... :laugh:
     

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