SURGEONS The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from LosAngeles , chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."