Apparently it's monster week for Bizarre News. It seems all I have been reading lately are monster stories. For example; a police officer and a former corrections officer say they will be unveiling evidence of what they claim is their biggest capture ever: the body of Bigfoot. The pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the carcass of the furry half-man, half- ape in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures that were still alive. At 7 feet, 7 inches tall and more than 500 pounds, this carcass would certainly qualify as a new species...if it turns out to be real. Not to be outdone by any Georgia stiff, two more lawmen in rural south Texas say they may have sighted a chupacabra, a hairless, short-legged creature that has long been a part of regional folklore. Cpl. Brandon Riedel said he was in the midst of a training session with a new recruit to the DeWitt County Sheriff's Department when they saw the animal running down a dirt road. Riedel is not completely convinced the animal is a chupa- cabra. It has a long snout that looks coyote-like. Of course, a coyote with mange does not make nearly as good copy as a mysterious goat-sucking monster. Hey Tex where do ya keep them Chupacabra thingies? Inquiring minds want to know.