Monster Week


utmtman

Senior Member
Apparently it's monster week for Bizarre News. It seems all
I have been reading lately are monster stories.

For example; a police officer and a former corrections
officer say they will be unveiling evidence of what they
claim is their biggest capture ever: the body of Bigfoot.

The pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia,
say they found the carcass of the furry half-man, half-
ape in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures
that were still alive.

At 7 feet, 7 inches tall and more than 500 pounds, this
carcass would certainly qualify as a new species...if it
turns out to be real.

Not to be outdone by any Georgia stiff, two more lawmen
in rural south Texas say they may have sighted a chupacabra,
a hairless, short-legged creature that has long been a part
of regional folklore.

Cpl. Brandon Riedel said he was in the midst of a training
session with a new recruit to the DeWitt County Sheriff's
Department when they saw the animal running down a dirt
road.

Riedel is not completely convinced the animal is a chupa-
cabra. It has a long snout that looks coyote-like. Of course,
a coyote with mange does not make nearly as good copy as a
mysterious goat-sucking monster.


Hey Tex where do ya keep them Chupacabra thingies? Inquiring minds want to know.
 

TexasClodhopper

Senior Member
Re: Monster Week



Ever once in a while ya gotta let one go so some dying Texas town can get some news coverage.

It's just how we look after each other.

PS. I dare you to say, "Chupacabra" ten times in a row without stumbling!
 

cwishert

Member
Re: Monster Week

We have things around our neighborhood scarier than what they were showing. We don't call them chupacabra we just call them muts. I lived out in the woods before and we had things that were much harder to explain but they were still dogs. :eek: :clown:
 

C Nash

Senior Member
Re: Monster Week

Hey Lee, got to remember that I have to have large print to read :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ;)
 

utmtman

Senior Member
Re: Monster Week

LOL I will remember that nash. I did try to make it bigger but I think I did got give it a big enough number.
 
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