Discussion in 'General RVing' started by SnowbirdInFlight, Sep 18, 2008.

  1. SnowbirdInFlight

    SnowbirdInFlight Senior Member


    She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
    He walked in; She turned and said,
    You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
    His eyes lit up and he thought,
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    'This is my lucky day.'[/SIZE]
    Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
    and then gave it his all;
    right there on the kitchen table.
    Afterwards she said,
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    'Thanks,'and returned to the stove.[/SIZE]
    More than a little puzzled, he asked,
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    'What was that all about?'[/SIZE]
    She explained,
    'The egg timer's broken.'
  2. jc2

    jc2 Junior Member


  3. ReBob8101

    ReBob8101 New Member


  4. H2H1

    H2H1 Senior Member


    wife and I are still lol :laugh: :laugh: ;)
  5. SnowbirdInFlight

    SnowbirdInFlight Senior Member


    Subject: Good ol' Rodney

    Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield? Because he said ...

    My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night sheused me totime an egg.

    It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!

    Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

    A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home!

    A hooker once told me she had a headache!

    If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

    I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'

    I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

    My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

    I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    The other day I came home early and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

    My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

    I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

    My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

    My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me fromChicago last night.

    My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.

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