MORNING SEX She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, [SIZE= 12pt] 'This is my lucky day.'[/SIZE] Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, [SIZE= 12pt] 'Thanks,'and returned to the stove.[/SIZE] More than a little puzzled, he asked, [SIZE= 12pt] 'What was that all about?'[/SIZE] She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'