Seniors' Special

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  1. TexasClodhopper

    TexasClodhopper Senior Member

    Anyone have one of these moments?

    *Seniors' Special*

    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Seniors' Special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

    "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

    "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

    "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "Then I'll take the Special."

    "How do you want your eggs?"

    "Raw and in the shell!" my wife replied.

    She took the two eggs home.
  2. H2H1

    H2H1 Senior Member

    Re: Seniors' Special

    Good for your wife, if you don't want the eggs and yet charged from them, then by all means get the egg in the shell to take home. They are your YOU paid for them and she the waitress asked how you wanted them. Paul you have a very smart wife and she still married you :laugh: :laugh: I will have to remember that when we go out for a meal :) :bleh: :laugh: :laugh:
  3. DL Rupper

    DL Rupper Senior Member

    Re: Seniors' Special

    Hey Tex my wife laughed for 2 minutes. Actually she is still laughing. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  4. cwishert

    cwishert Member

    Re: Seniors' Special

    Tex, your wife is one smart lady! I would have never been able to think that quick. I guess that's why you like her so much huh! She keeps you on your toes. :) ;) :clown: :kiss:
  5. big bilko

    big bilko Senior Member

    RE: Seniors' Special

    My wife ordered a pizza with no capsicum and the waitress told her they were out of capsicum ,she would have to have it without something else. Try this test on any under 25 year old on a cash register. If your tab comes to a figure like $25.30 .give them $30.30 and watch them try to work out your change. Regards from down under Big Bilko :clown: :) :laugh: :laugh:
  6. utmtman

    utmtman Senior Member

    Re: Seniors' Special

    Good one Tex

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