"Waltzing Across Wal-Mart"

Discussion in 'General RVing' started by Cliff Boyd, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. Cliff Boyd

    Cliff Boyd New Member

    "Waltzing Across Wal-Mart"

    Plant....
    Say hello to everyone at the Longhorn....did a show there a few weeks back.....They are great people!
    Cliff
     
  2. Cliff Boyd

    Cliff Boyd New Member

    "Waltzing Across Wal-Mart"

    Thanks everyone.....Waltzing Thru Walmart is finished...
    Hear it and read lyrics at www.RVsongs4you.com
    Cliff
     
  3. SnowbirdInFlight

    SnowbirdInFlight Senior Member

    "Waltzing Across Wal-Mart"


    Sorry it took so long Cliff, but here is my Wal-Mart song:

    The Oasis Called Wal-Mart

    Written by Janeen Lasswell

    I’ve been driving all day and haven’t passed, not even one little RV park
    I know I read the map correctly, but I must have really missed my mark
    Now I’m really tired and cranky, and the dear wife is such a grouch
    She wants nothing more than to just relax and lay down on the couch

    Chorus:
    It’s nighttime while I’m driving, I need a place to stay
    Wish I could find a safe place without a lot to pay
    Thank God for my Wal-Mart, they really fit the bill
    The price is right and I see it, just over the next hill

    Wait, do my eyes deceive me, I blink, am I seeing things in the dark?
    It looks so warm and inviting, so brightly lit, it must be an RV park!
    There are Travel Trailers, Fifth Wheels, and Motor Homes I see
    All within the confines of a great big lot, almost as big as the sea

    Could this be the place, I ask, the very oasis I’ve looked for all day?
    But instead of an RV sign, something else completely lights the way.
    The Wal-Mart sign that’s shining, tells me my drive has come to an end
    Stay a night, shop till you drop, we love to have you stay and spend

    Just remember to be kind to others, don’t overstay our hearty welcome
    Because the trash you leave and your dogs ‘remains’ are very bothersome
    Stay one night, shop at our store, and leave the lot as clean as you found it
    Then we’ll be here for you, time after time, free, just like you like it.

    Chorus:
    It’s nighttime while I’m driving, I need a place to stay
    Wish I could find a safe place without a lot to pay
    Thank God for my Wal-Mart, they really fit the bill
    The price is right and I see it, just over the next hill
     
  4. SnowbirdInFlight

    SnowbirdInFlight Senior Member

    RE: "Waltzing Across Wal-Mart"

    Hey Cliff you never said if you liked my song or not.
     
  5. DL Rupper

    DL Rupper Senior Member

    Re: "Waltzing Across Wal-Mart"

    Hey SnowbirdInFlight, I liked your song. I have never used Wal-Mart, but like to know it's there just in case. I spend $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ at Wal-Mart every year, so I feel that a free night is just my due. Just in case. :evil:
     
  6. Kirk

    Kirk Senior Member

    RE: "Waltzing Across Wal-Mart"

    Hey Cliff! You wouldn't happen to be the guy with the guitar from RV, the Movie, would you? Do you happen to wear boots?
     

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