Jim, never on this forum say no jokes please. :laugh: Tex will be on later with a whole book of them!! I'll check with my nephew. He lives in Caldwell. So next time he's in Collage Station I'll see what he can come up with. You planning a trip to Austin :laugh:
There was an Aggie that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
The Aggie wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An Aggie."
The Aggie then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie?"
An Aggie student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty coed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the tired line "Where do y'all go to school?"
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied.
The Aggie student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DO Y'ALL GO TO SCHOOL?"
Well Ya got what you wanted Jim. Got ole Tex wound up. Well I did talk to my nephew and his wife has a friend who has a friend( ) she claims has one. They have it on their M/H they use for tailgating. Will get back with you if anything comes out of it. gig 'em
Hey most State A&M University students are AGGIE'S. Go Utah State Aggie's. That's why I pulled your chain, elkhartjim . You Texans have just got to get over it. There are other states in the Union. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :approve: :evil: I'll laugh (LOL) extra hard so you know I'm just kidding and don't get excited and try to run me off the road if I come by. I don't drive a red Dodge CTD anymore either. Everyone was so envious I traded it in on a green one to match their color when they saw me go by. :laugh:
Im with DL go USU Aggies. Now for my big question, what country is that A&M aggies in??? Oh oh now Im in trouble.
Did anyone ever tell ya about the aggie farmer who went to Utah and was a talking to a Utah Aggie farmer and he asked the utahn how big his farm was and he said as far as the eye can see. And the Texas aggie said well back home I can get in my truck and start driving around my farm and I will be lucky if I make it home by dark. And the Utah aggie said I had a truck like that once.
Ok said my two cents worth.