SnowbirdInFlight
Senior Member
[SIZE= 13.5pt]A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud[/SIZE] p[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']ounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 [/FONT][FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']In the morning!'He slams the door and returns to bed.[/FONT]
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'Who was that?' asked his wife.[/FONT]
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'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Did you help him?' she asks.[/FONT]
[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is [/FONT][FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']pouring rain out there!'[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife.[/FONT]
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'Can't you remember about three months ago when w[/FONT][FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']e broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of [/FONT]yourself!'
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Yes,' comes back the answer.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Where are you?' asks the husband.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 [/FONT][FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']In the morning!'He slams the door and returns to bed.[/FONT]
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'Who was that?' asked his wife.[/FONT]
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'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Did you help him?' she asks.[/FONT]
[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is [/FONT][FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']pouring rain out there!'[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife.[/FONT]
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'Can't you remember about three months ago when w[/FONT][FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']e broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of [/FONT]yourself!'
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Yes,' comes back the answer.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Where are you?' asks the husband.[/FONT]
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[FONT= 'Comic Sans MS']'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.[/FONT]
