C Nash
Senior Member
TEXAS THOUGHTS
Texas is great.
Are we sure Texas belongs to us or Mexico?
Why does Wiley Cayoto chase road runners? The ones we saw would not even be a decent meal. The huge Jack Rabbit we saw would be much better.
Everyone in Texas must have to own at least one FORD truck and most have to be duallys
The trucks will only run if they are at least 10 mph over the speed limit.
If the Fords break down as often as heard, thin I'll open up a tow service here.
Texans do not know what the double yellow line means.
or maybe I don't. Could they be a bicycle lane and if no bicycle is in them you can pass, even on hills.
Texas is just one big rock.
Whatever the world population of goats are, Texas has 2/3 of them.
Guess they have to have goats because it would be impossible to bush hog the ranches because of rocks.
Why is Texas the Longhorn state. Drove for miles before we got to get a picture of one.
Did I see a kangeroo in Texas? Sure did
Did I see a Zebra? Yep
Does texans not know that a tourist has the right to stop in the road for pictures.
All Texans wave, especially when you pull over in the lanes os side and let them go.
Is there a law against gas stations outside city limits? You better have a full tank if touring side roads.
Did I see cattle guards on a major road? Yep going to The Enchanted Rock out of Fredricksburg.
Texans must really love their ice creme. There is a Dairy Creme in every small town and one on ever coner in large cities.
I always thought windmills were driven by wind but now believe they are huge fans, because the wind blows all the time here.
Does Texas dye there streams? Prettest streams I have seen since Alaska.
Does dip ahead mean that this is where Texans stop to get a chew?
Wish I had stock in wire. Miles of it here.
Where are the cowboys that are supposed to be riding fence. All I seen were in trucks.
Does texas have a western border.
No state should be allowed to have this big of variety in different landscape.
Texas is great.
Are we sure Texas belongs to us or Mexico?
Why does Wiley Cayoto chase road runners? The ones we saw would not even be a decent meal. The huge Jack Rabbit we saw would be much better.
Everyone in Texas must have to own at least one FORD truck and most have to be duallys
The trucks will only run if they are at least 10 mph over the speed limit.
If the Fords break down as often as heard, thin I'll open up a tow service here.
Texans do not know what the double yellow line means.
or maybe I don't. Could they be a bicycle lane and if no bicycle is in them you can pass, even on hills.
Texas is just one big rock.
Whatever the world population of goats are, Texas has 2/3 of them.
Guess they have to have goats because it would be impossible to bush hog the ranches because of rocks.
Why is Texas the Longhorn state. Drove for miles before we got to get a picture of one.
Did I see a kangeroo in Texas? Sure did
Did I see a Zebra? Yep
Does texans not know that a tourist has the right to stop in the road for pictures.
All Texans wave, especially when you pull over in the lanes os side and let them go.
Is there a law against gas stations outside city limits? You better have a full tank if touring side roads.
Did I see cattle guards on a major road? Yep going to The Enchanted Rock out of Fredricksburg.
Texans must really love their ice creme. There is a Dairy Creme in every small town and one on ever coner in large cities.
I always thought windmills were driven by wind but now believe they are huge fans, because the wind blows all the time here.
Does Texas dye there streams? Prettest streams I have seen since Alaska.
Does dip ahead mean that this is where Texans stop to get a chew?
Wish I had stock in wire. Miles of it here.
Where are the cowboys that are supposed to be riding fence. All I seen were in trucks.
Does texas have a western border.
No state should be allowed to have this big of variety in different landscape.
