C Nash
Senior Member
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> >
> > .....the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the
ground.
> >
> > .....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
> >
> > .....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance.
> >
> > .....hot water now comes out of both taps.
> >
> > .....you can make sun tea instantly.
> >
> > .....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding
> > iron.
> >
> > .....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little
> > chilly.
> >
> > .....you discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer
your
> > car.
> >
> > .....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car
window.
> >
> > .....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
> >
> > .....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30
a.m.
> >
> > .....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out
and
> > end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
> >
> > .....you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
> >
> > .....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull
one
> > out and add butter.
> >
> > .....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
> >
> > .....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
from
> > laying boiled eggs.
> >
> > ....with aluminum foil, you can bake cookies on the dashboard of
your
> > car while waiting to pick up your child at school. They're hot and
fresh
> > right off the dashboard -- just in time for an after school snack!
> >
> >
> > .....the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the
ground.
> >
> > .....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
> >
> > .....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance.
> >
> > .....hot water now comes out of both taps.
> >
> > .....you can make sun tea instantly.
> >
> > .....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding
> > iron.
> >
> > .....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little
> > chilly.
> >
> > .....you discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer
your
> > car.
> >
> > .....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car
window.
> >
> > .....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
> >
> > .....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30
a.m.
> >
> > .....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out
and
> > end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
> >
> > .....you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
> >
> > .....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull
one
> > out and add butter.
> >
> > .....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
> >
> > .....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
from
> > laying boiled eggs.
> >
> > ....with aluminum foil, you can bake cookies on the dashboard of
your
> > car while waiting to pick up your child at school. They're hot and
fresh
> > right off the dashboard -- just in time for an after school snack!
> >