elkhartjim
Senior Member
I would like to be the first to wish all of you on RVUSA a very Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
Merry Christmas
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TexasClodhopper
Senior Member
Re: Merry Christmas
The old standby applies this year as well. (Apologies if you've seen this every year that I've been around, but get used to it! :clown: )
Parents' Night Before Christmas
The REAL Night Before Christmas
(By Parents)
'Twas the night before Christmas all through the house
I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse
Instructions were studied we were inspired,
In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required."
The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds,
While Dad and I faced the evening with dread:
A kitchen, two bikes, Barbie's townhouse to boot!
And now, thanks to Grandpa, a train with a toot!
We opened the boxes, my heart skipped a beat
Let no parts be missing or parts incomplete!
Too late for last-minute returns or replacement;
If we can't get it right, it goes straight to the basement!
When what to my worrying eyes should appear
But 50 sheets of directions, concise, but not clear,
With each part numbered and every slot named,
So if we failed, only we could be blamed.
More rapid than eagles the parts then fell out,
All over the carpet they were scattered about.
"Now bolt it! Now twist it! Attach it right there!
Slide on the seats, and staple the stair!
Hammer the shelves, and nail to the stand."
"Honey," said hubby, "you just glued my hand."
And then in a twinkling, I knew for a fact
That all the toy dealers had indeed made a pact
To keep parents busy all Christmas Eve night
With "assembly required" ‘til morning's first light.
We spoke not a word, but kept bent at our work,
‘Til our eyes, they went blurry; our fingers all hurt.
The coffee went cold and the night, it wore thin
Before we attached the last rod and last pin.
Then laying the tools away in the chest,
We fell into bed for a well-deserved rest.
But I said to my husband just before I passed out,
"This will be the best Christmas, without any doubt.
Tomorrow we'll cheer, let the holiday ring,
And not run to the store for one single thing!
We did it! We did it! The toys are all set
For the perfect, most magical, Christmas, I bet!"
Then off to dreamland and sweet repose
I gratefully went, though I suppose
There's something to say for those self-deluded,
I'd forgotten that BATTERIES are never included!
The old standby applies this year as well. (Apologies if you've seen this every year that I've been around, but get used to it! :clown: )
Parents' Night Before Christmas
The REAL Night Before Christmas
(By Parents)
'Twas the night before Christmas all through the house
I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse
Instructions were studied we were inspired,
In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required."
The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds,
While Dad and I faced the evening with dread:
A kitchen, two bikes, Barbie's townhouse to boot!
And now, thanks to Grandpa, a train with a toot!
We opened the boxes, my heart skipped a beat
Let no parts be missing or parts incomplete!
Too late for last-minute returns or replacement;
If we can't get it right, it goes straight to the basement!
When what to my worrying eyes should appear
But 50 sheets of directions, concise, but not clear,
With each part numbered and every slot named,
So if we failed, only we could be blamed.
More rapid than eagles the parts then fell out,
All over the carpet they were scattered about.
"Now bolt it! Now twist it! Attach it right there!
Slide on the seats, and staple the stair!
Hammer the shelves, and nail to the stand."
"Honey," said hubby, "you just glued my hand."
And then in a twinkling, I knew for a fact
That all the toy dealers had indeed made a pact
To keep parents busy all Christmas Eve night
With "assembly required" ‘til morning's first light.
We spoke not a word, but kept bent at our work,
‘Til our eyes, they went blurry; our fingers all hurt.
The coffee went cold and the night, it wore thin
Before we attached the last rod and last pin.
Then laying the tools away in the chest,
We fell into bed for a well-deserved rest.
But I said to my husband just before I passed out,
"This will be the best Christmas, without any doubt.
Tomorrow we'll cheer, let the holiday ring,
And not run to the store for one single thing!
We did it! We did it! The toys are all set
For the perfect, most magical, Christmas, I bet!"
Then off to dreamland and sweet repose
I gratefully went, though I suppose
There's something to say for those self-deluded,
I'd forgotten that BATTERIES are never included!
SnowbirdInFlight
Senior Member
RE: Merry Christmas
May God Bless You All!
Grandview Trailer Sa
Senior Member
Re: Merry Christmas
Hey everyone, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone. May your travels be safe and your belly's get full!! :laugh:
Hey everyone, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone. May your travels be safe and your belly's get full!! :laugh: