Merry Christmas

Discussion in 'Talkback' started by elkhartjim, Dec 6, 2010.

  1. elkhartjim

    elkhartjim Senior Member

    I would like to be the first to wish all of you on RVUSA a very Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
  2. Triple E

    Triple E Senior Member

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    Right back at you elkhart. The best to you and yours. Merry Christmas and may 2011 be one of your best. :approve: :cool: ;) As well as of you here on RVUSA.
  3. cwishert

    cwishert Member

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    I would like to wish everyone a very merry Christmas from down here in Texas also! I hope everyone has a blessed holiday season. :)
  4. C Nash

    C Nash Senior Member

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    Merry Christmas and happy new year to all from Alabama.
  5. TexasClodhopper

    TexasClodhopper Senior Member

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    The old standby applies this year as well. (Apologies if you've seen this every year that I've been around, but get used to it! :clown: )

    Parents' Night Before Christmas

    The REAL Night Before Christmas
    (By Parents)

    'Twas the night before Christmas all through the house
    I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse
    Instructions were studied we were inspired,
    In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required."

    The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds,
    While Dad and I faced the evening with dread:
    A kitchen, two bikes, Barbie's townhouse to boot!
    And now, thanks to Grandpa, a train with a toot!

    We opened the boxes, my heart skipped a beat
    Let no parts be missing or parts incomplete!

    Too late for last-minute returns or replacement;
    If we can't get it right, it goes straight to the basement!
    When what to my worrying eyes should appear
    But 50 sheets of directions, concise, but not clear,

    With each part numbered and every slot named,
    So if we failed, only we could be blamed.
    More rapid than eagles the parts then fell out,
    All over the carpet they were scattered about.

    "Now bolt it! Now twist it! Attach it right there!
    Slide on the seats, and staple the stair!
    Hammer the shelves, and nail to the stand."
    "Honey," said hubby, "you just glued my hand."

    And then in a twinkling, I knew for a fact
    That all the toy dealers had indeed made a pact
    To keep parents busy all Christmas Eve night
    With "assembly required" ‘til morning's first light.

    We spoke not a word, but kept bent at our work,
    ‘Til our eyes, they went blurry; our fingers all hurt.
    The coffee went cold and the night, it wore thin
    Before we attached the last rod and last pin.

    Then laying the tools away in the chest,
    We fell into bed for a well-deserved rest.
    But I said to my husband just before I passed out,
    "This will be the best Christmas, without any doubt.

    Tomorrow we'll cheer, let the holiday ring,
    And not run to the store for one single thing!
    We did it! We did it! The toys are all set
    For the perfect, most magical, Christmas, I bet!"

    Then off to dreamland and sweet repose
    I gratefully went, though I suppose
    There's something to say for those self-deluded,
    I'd forgotten that BATTERIES are never included!
  6. SnowbirdInFlight

    SnowbirdInFlight Senior Member

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  7. brodavid

    brodavid Senior Member

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  8. Triple E

    Triple E Senior Member

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    Hey brother david, nice to see you again. Indeed a Very Merry Christmas. :approve: :approve: :cool:
  9. big bilko

    big bilko Senior Member

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  10. Shadow

    Shadow Senior Member

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    Wishing all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
  11. Grandview Trailer Sa

    Grandview Trailer Sa Senior Member

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    Hey everyone, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone. May your travels be safe and your belly's get full!! :laugh:
  12. brodavid

    brodavid Senior Member

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    Just to say that all of you are in my thoughts and prayers,



    with love and prayers,

    brodavid and family

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