Constitution, Ten Commandments and Cows

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I got this in the mail the other day and had quite a chuckle over it.. thought you folks could use a smile also

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just
give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington.

And they can also track her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them each a cow.

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN
THE LIGHT
 
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