Apparently it's monster week for Bizarre News. It seems all
I have been reading lately are monster stories.
For example; a police officer and a former corrections
officer say they will be unveiling evidence of what they
claim is their biggest capture ever: the body of Bigfoot.
The pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia,
say they found the carcass of the furry half-man, half-
ape in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures
that were still alive.
At 7 feet, 7 inches tall and more than 500 pounds, this
carcass would certainly qualify as a new species...if it
turns out to be real.
Not to be outdone by any Georgia stiff, two more lawmen
in rural south Texas say they may have sighted a chupacabra,
a hairless, short-legged creature that has long been a part
of regional folklore.
Cpl. Brandon Riedel said he was in the midst of a training
session with a new recruit to the DeWitt County Sheriff's
Department when they saw the animal running down a dirt
road.
Riedel is not completely convinced the animal is a chupa-
cabra. It has a long snout that looks coyote-like. Of course,
a coyote with mange does not make nearly as good copy as a
mysterious goat-sucking monster.
Hey Tex where do ya keep them Chupacabra thingies? Inquiring minds want to know.
I have been reading lately are monster stories.
For example; a police officer and a former corrections
officer say they will be unveiling evidence of what they
claim is their biggest capture ever: the body of Bigfoot.
The pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia,
say they found the carcass of the furry half-man, half-
ape in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures
that were still alive.
At 7 feet, 7 inches tall and more than 500 pounds, this
carcass would certainly qualify as a new species...if it
turns out to be real.
Not to be outdone by any Georgia stiff, two more lawmen
in rural south Texas say they may have sighted a chupacabra,
a hairless, short-legged creature that has long been a part
of regional folklore.
Cpl. Brandon Riedel said he was in the midst of a training
session with a new recruit to the DeWitt County Sheriff's
Department when they saw the animal running down a dirt
road.
Riedel is not completely convinced the animal is a chupa-
cabra. It has a long snout that looks coyote-like. Of course,
a coyote with mange does not make nearly as good copy as a
mysterious goat-sucking monster.
Hey Tex where do ya keep them Chupacabra thingies? Inquiring minds want to know.