"Waltzing Across Wal-Mart"
Sorry it took so long Cliff, but here is my Wal-Mart song:
The Oasis Called Wal-Mart
Written by Janeen Lasswell
I’ve been driving all day and haven’t passed, not even one little RV park
I know I read the map correctly, but I must have really missed my mark
Now I’m really tired and cranky, and the dear wife is such a grouch
She wants nothing more than to just relax and lay down on the couch
Chorus:
It’s nighttime while I’m driving, I need a place to stay
Wish I could find a safe place without a lot to pay
Thank God for my Wal-Mart, they really fit the bill
The price is right and I see it, just over the next hill
Wait, do my eyes deceive me, I blink, am I seeing things in the dark?
It looks so warm and inviting, so brightly lit, it must be an RV park!
There are Travel Trailers, Fifth Wheels, and Motor Homes I see
All within the confines of a great big lot, almost as big as the sea
Could this be the place, I ask, the very oasis I’ve looked for all day?
But instead of an RV sign, something else completely lights the way.
The Wal-Mart sign that’s shining, tells me my drive has come to an end
Stay a night, shop till you drop, we love to have you stay and spend
Just remember to be kind to others, don’t overstay our hearty welcome
Because the trash you leave and your dogs ‘remains’ are very bothersome
Stay one night, shop at our store, and leave the lot as clean as you found it
Then we’ll be here for you, time after time, free, just like you like it.
Chorus:
It’s nighttime while I’m driving, I need a place to stay
Wish I could find a safe place without a lot to pay
Thank God for my Wal-Mart, they really fit the bill
The price is right and I see it, just over the next hill
